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When I asked my son if he knew what may have caused the blood in his bowel movement, he angrily threw down his crayons, began weeping, and simply stated, “they can run a lot faster than I can.”

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I was quite enchanted by grandmothers beautiful eyes during her visits.

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They say it's not polite to get under people's skin.

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My wife got into bed next to me and cried herself to sleep.

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I never believed the claim that we eat 8 spiders a year in our sleep.

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I woke up after my open-heart surgery sobbing and barely being able to speak.

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As death slinked into the room, I cried and pleaded for him not to make my newborn an orphan.

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I thought the woodpecker was just being annoying

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A philosopher once said that only the dead have seen the end of the war.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I asked my son if he knew what may have caused the blood in his bowel movement, he angrily threw down his crayons, began weeping, and simply stated, “they can run a lot faster than I can.”	544
[deleted by user]	544
I was quite enchanted by grandmothers beautiful eyes during her visits.	544
They say it's not polite to get under people's skin.	542
My wife got into bed next to me and cried herself to sleep.	541
I never believed the claim that we eat 8 spiders a year in our sleep.	540
I woke up after my open-heart surgery sobbing and barely being able to speak.	538
As death slinked into the room, I cried and pleaded for him not to make my newborn an orphan.	537
I thought the woodpecker was just being annoying	536
A philosopher once said that only the dead have seen the end of the war.	535